Wednesday, July 28, 2010
So I was in a public restroom last wk... There were three stalls and I was certain no one was in the restroom with me. It was quiet and there were no feet showing under the doors. So anyhow- I started washing my hands when all of a sudden someone started peeing. So I looked under the doors and still- no feet. WTF? So I took my time washing my hands cause i needed to see who was going to pop out of the stall. Anyhow, sure enough, two feet jumped off the seat- the toilet flushed- and out walked a woman. She washed her hands and left like what just happened was completely normal. Leaving me standing there- bewildered- still washing my hands because I had no idea what I just witnessed.
So anyhow, apparently, this woman stands on the toilet when she pees. To each their own, I guess, right? But that led me to wonder if other people had strange bathroom habits too?
I'm a huge germophobe... just the thought of public restrooms skeeves me. I have to take off the first few feet of tp and flush it immediately- who knows what flew up and landed on it in prior flushes. Then I need to wipe the seat before putting a seat guard down. And only then can I pee. But that all seems normal to me...I think? :) Do you have a crazy bathroom habit?
And if you're the woman who stood on the toilet while I was washing my hands... just know I find your behavior very odd and a little disturbing. But hey- it is pretty talented ... I’m not sure I’d be able to balance, squat, and pee at the same time. So kudos to you. But just so you know- I don't appreciate the skid marks you leave on the seat. Next time- pop a squat standing on a seat guard...Let's see how good your balance is then.
That's all for now :)